Below is some of my humor writing.
Looking for copywriting? I've included some samples in my bio or you can contact me here.
Due to my contributor contract, I cannot highlight specific jokes of mine, but I can highlight that I have had over 500 jokes between the website and the print edition of The Onion newspaper.
Opportunity is Knocking!
July 2019
You're Invited To The Wedding I Planned In Middle School
January 2022, Co-written with Anjali Alwis
Fight-Or-Flight Responses To Talking About Sports
December 2021, Co-written with Ernio Hernandez (who also illustrated!)
You'll Feel Better If You Go Outside
May 2021
Welcome to Our Writing Retreat, You're Grounded!
November 2020
Situations My Dad Pictured Me In While Giving Advice
June 2020, Co-written with Cara Michelle Smith
New Apps from the Developers of Find My Friends
August 2019
Iconic Movie Moments, Reworked for Corporate America
April 2019, Co-written with Johnathan Appel
A Presentation On The Power Of Vulnerability By A Manager Who Is About To Fire People
February 2023
April 2019
LIST: Alternative Names for Administrative Professionals’ Day
April 2018
5 Reasons the Subway Masturbator Is Your Soulmate
August 2017
A Happy-Hour Cocktail Menu Sponsored by Your Company Benefit Cuts
June 2019
Prayers to the Internet Algorithm Overlord
March 2019
I’m the Ex-Wife in an Autobiographical Film By Noah Baumbach, Writer of Madagascar 3
January 2020
Daily Itinerary of A Movie Character On Their Last Day As A 29-Year-Old
August 2019
Hi, I’m The Rom-Com Leading Lady Whose Entire Character Arc Is Orgasming
July 2019, Co-written with Allison Gasparini
Daily Itinerary Of The Lesbian Couple On The Coca-Cola Billboards For Pride Month
June 2018
I Wanted to Keep Things Casual, but I’m in Love with the Company That Funds My Research
February 2019
Drunk Texts Between Church and State
December 2018